Zack: Yeah, I do. I'm just wondering what changed your mind.
Colleen: You did.
Dr. Gregory House: Who put sand in her vagina?
Timmy: Doctors don't carry guns. They don't shoot people, and they definitely don't search patients' homes. Plus, I've seen Pulp Fiction... the movie you're totally ripping off.
Dr. Gregory House: Interesting. You defensively insist that you're not ashamed, which, of course, means you are ashamed. And yet, you're the victim.
Dr. Gregory House: I didn't kill anybody. I have to be here, so I figured I'd punch up the stakes in the first act. But we did, and almost always do, search the patient's home. And if we tell them first, then they can hide something that we need to know in order to figure out what's wrong with them.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
House M. D. Quotes - Season 7 Episode 12 - You Must Remember This
Dr. Gregory House: Picture a door. Unlocked with the key of the mind. Two medical cases, both more fascinating than the last.
Martha Masters: That actually makes no logical sense.
Dr. Gregory House: This is not a door to logical sense. Also, shut up.
Dr. Gregory House: Or you could search her brain. You know, where her memory lives. Save the gas.
Dr. Gregory House: Normally, I'd let Darwinism run its course. But Cuddy's in a big tizzy about her poster boy getting canned. So, how are we gonna get the short guy off the short bus?
Dr. Gregory House: Tutor it is. Choose your poison. Chase, if you prefer pounding Aussie beers and commiserating over the suckiness of divorce. Masters, if you want nervous energy, flash cards, and obnoxious pieces of arcane trivia. Foreman, if you need to be berated by a humorless hard-ass.
Martha Masters: That actually makes no logical sense.
Dr. Gregory House: This is not a door to logical sense. Also, shut up.
Dr. Gregory House: Or you could search her brain. You know, where her memory lives. Save the gas.
Dr. Gregory House: Normally, I'd let Darwinism run its course. But Cuddy's in a big tizzy about her poster boy getting canned. So, how are we gonna get the short guy off the short bus?
Dr. Gregory House: Tutor it is. Choose your poison. Chase, if you prefer pounding Aussie beers and commiserating over the suckiness of divorce. Masters, if you want nervous energy, flash cards, and obnoxious pieces of arcane trivia. Foreman, if you need to be berated by a humorless hard-ass.
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
House M. D. Quotes - Season 7 Episode 11 - Family Practice
Arlene Cuddy: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia Cuddy: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene Cuddy: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.
Arlene Cuddy: My heart's doing that weird thing again.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Beating? That's normal for humans.
Martha Masters: [whispers] Why we're in the morgue?
Dr. Robert Chase: House is on the lam from someone. Taub's got his money on Wilson, but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Fool's bet. There's a whole world of angry patients, creditors...
Dr. Gregory House: You don't want me involved. You don't want you involved. All that ethics stuff that I don't give a crap about suddenly makes sense. If you're emotionally invested, you cannot make rational decisions. You know this would be a disaster.
Julia Cuddy: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene Cuddy: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.
Arlene Cuddy: My heart's doing that weird thing again.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Beating? That's normal for humans.
Martha Masters: [whispers] Why we're in the morgue?
Dr. Robert Chase: House is on the lam from someone. Taub's got his money on Wilson, but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Fool's bet. There's a whole world of angry patients, creditors...
Dr. Gregory House: You don't want me involved. You don't want you involved. All that ethics stuff that I don't give a crap about suddenly makes sense. If you're emotionally invested, you cannot make rational decisions. You know this would be a disaster.
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