Dr. Robert Chase : Yet you're the only person here without a potential case in front of you.
Dr. Remy Hadley : I haven't found the right one yet.
Dr. Robert Chase : Oh. I–I thought maybe it was because you were asking for a leave of absence and wouldn't have time to see a case through.
Dr. Chris Taub : I didn't say anything.
Dr. Robert Chase : He didn't...I saw an envelope on House's desk with your name on it, so naturally, I... steamed it open.
Dr. Eric Foreman : What's wrong with you? You steam an envelope to keep it secret.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Which is why I just ripped it. You gonna tell us where you're going?
Dr. Remy Hadley : Sure sounds like a no.
Dr. Gregory House : This is important. Right now, we are more important than what's going on at the hospital. So...I say we turn off our phones and... give the morning to us.
Dr. Gregory House : I am going to make you a magical bath. It will have bubbles and eastern spices and blue diamonds and green clovers... transformative powers. But… I must have solitude to focus my creative energies.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Don't do this. Why do you have to analyze things to death? Why can't you just... let it be nice?
Dr. Gregory House : If an EMT calls in with a brain or spinal trauma, just divert them to the nearest hospital. All you gotta do is stand around and keep the E.R. open. It's an administrative problem, not a medical one.
Dr. Robert Chase : House, where the hell are you?
Dr. Gregory House : Great. Glad you're on it... All systems go!
Dr. Eric Foreman : Why are you going to Rome? I found the flight information in your locker.
Dr. Remy Hadley : I love how everyone thinks it's so quaint and childlike of me to expect a modicum of privacy around here.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Your flight's tomorrow. What's so urgent in Rome?
Dr. Remy Hadley : I hear they want to tear down the Coliseum to build a karaoke bar.
Dr. Remy Hadley : You read my note. You go through my locker. And then you decide you want to round it off by lecturing me on my life choices?
Dr. Gregory House : Well, last night was emotional for you. We both lost that patient. We watched people die. I came back here and I went for the Vicodin, and you... dumped your fiancé and you came here.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Which I don't regret.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm not saying you do. I'm just saying it was an impulsive move.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : The secret bath is... burning my lady parts.
Dr. Gregory House : How do you think my anus feels? Burning means it's working.
Alex : Dr. Cuddy's first assignment was for me to get to know everything about Dr. House's team... and not to believe anything any of them told me.
Dr. Robert Chase : I'm... not a neurosurgeon?
Dr. Robert Chase : Cuddy's assistant decided to use his own brain. Who put that idiot idea into his head?
Dr. Gregory House : Perhaps you could follow the same advice.
Dr. Robert Chase : He notified DPH that there's no neurosurgeon on the premises. Said he legally had to, which he legally had to.
Dr. Gregory House : Sounds like you got the situation under control.
Dr. Robert Chase : No. I don't. You know I don't. When DPH shows up, they're gonna shut down our E.R. This can't be fixed. It is what it is, House.
Dr. Gregory House : Great. I've got every faith in your ability to solve the problem.
Dr. Gregory House : No! He's like a stray... he'll eat everything, shed all over the place, and crap on the floor... Hi. This is Gregory House. I can't take your call at the moment. Please leave a message. If this is Wilson, I'm fine, not suicidal, not on drugs, coping very well with the loss of my last patient. So feel free to go about your day without worry. Beep!
Dr. James Wilson :House. You can't just not show up to work. What's Cuddy gonna say?
Dr. Gregory House : If this is still Wilson... she gave me the day off. And tomorrow. Okay, maybe not tomorrow. But today. I'm fine. Now, go away. Beep!
Dr. Remy Hadley : You're pretty miserable, aren't you? Would you be willing to take a... fairly risky drug if it would make it all go away?
Dr. Robert Chase : Have you read the list of side effects on those drugs? We could crash his BP.
Dr. Remy Hadley : I haven't heard a thump, so I assume he's still quietly puking.
Dr. Robert Chase : We could be making him worse.
Dr. Remy Hadley : Bigger picture — we're making the hospital better. We can test for whatever you want to test him for once he's stable enough to get back to the hospital. Now, stop being a girl and move. So you gonna ask me about this Huntington's trial, and by ask, I mean give me your opinion?
Dr. Robert Chase : No. There is one thing, though. Will you have sex with me?
Dr. Remy Hadley : What?
Dr. Robert Chase : Well, this trial means you're leaving right away. I was playing a long game. Deadlines have been moved up.
Dr. James Wilson :You do seem okay. You want me to stick around? I could do my usual thing of pretending I like watching monster truck rallies, if that would make you feel better.
Dr. James Wilson :House... you could have died. You had a patient who did die in your arms. You shouldn't be alone.
Dr. Gregory House : I know. That's why I called a hooker. Now, go away. 'Cause... you'll be extra.
Dr. James Wilson :Are you really okay?
Dr. Gregory House : Are you gonna break in again? You checked my pulse. You checked my pupils. I'll mail you the urine sample.
Dr. Remy Hadley : Yadda, yadda. You don't think I should do it. Message heard.
Dr. Chris Taub : No. I approve. Living fast and dying young is crap. If you have a chance to get better... I say good for you.
Dr. Robert Chase : You do know we still have a sick patient here. Right? He's the guy sitting right behind you, taking off his clothes again.
Dr. Richardson : Not exactly stuck... I snuck out... Freedom is my birthright!
Dr. Remy Hadley : Did you eat any roe? Little tiny eggs?
Dr. Richardson : Nummy!
Dr. Remy Hadley : Toad eggs will cause nausea, and they can get you high. If I'm right, the antidote is fast-acting. If we can get him to keep his clothes on long enough, he can pass as a functioning neurosurgeon.
Dr. Gregory House : It's all there. All you gotta do is click confirm, and we're eating croissant and being insulted by stinky people this time tomorrow. Don't worry. I used Wilson's credit card.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I can't.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm kidding. I used your credit card.
Dr. Gregory House : The hospital does not need your body. I do.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : So does my daughter.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, she can come too. Or to grandmother's house she can go.
Dr. Richardson : What if it doesn't work? What if I stay this way forever?
Dr. Remy Hadley : The antidote works quickly. If we're right, you should be back to your old self in no time.
Dr. Richardson : My old self was boring. Can't we keep the new self?
Dr. Remy Hadley : Just lay down, and stop unbuttoning.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Do you have anyone going with you to Rome?
Dr. Remy Hadley : Is that your passive-aggressive way of asking me if I'm seeing somebody else?
Dr. Eric Foreman : I hope you are. I mean... I hope you have someone with you. If I'm scared about this, I can't imagine how you must feel. You shouldn't be alone. If you want... I could fly over for a few days. Friends.
Dr. Remy Hadley : I appreciate that, but I think I'll be okay. I guess we took the long way around to being friends, huh?
Dr. Richardson : I guess we all did.
Dr. Gregory House : No. But I can see the past. And you're gonna remember all the horrible things I've done, and you're gonna try to convince yourself that I've changed. And I'm gonna start doing those horrible things again, because I haven't changed. Then you'll realize that... I'm an insane choice for someone who has a kid. And from there, it's a short step to the inevitable conclusion that all of this... was a mistake. Tell me any of that isn't true.
Dr. Robert Chase : Speaking of which... Earlier today I asked you about... having sex. You gave me a look that almost certainly could only mean no. However, on the other hand, I'd be remiss if I... didn't follow up and confirm. See? It's the same look. So if it didn't mean no the first time, then...
Dr. Remy Hadley : No. No. No, no. No.
Dr. Robert Chase : Okay. No pressure.
Dr. Remy Hadley : Does that method ever work?
Dr. Robert Chase : At least once.
Dr. Gregory House : I've done horrible things to you. And I'll do horrible things again to you. But because of one stupid moment with a dying girl and a pile of rubble... you think I can change. Tell me where I'm wrong.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I don't want you to change. I know you're screwed up. I know you are always gonna be screwed up. But you're the most incredible man I've ever known. You are always gonna be... the most incredible man I have ever known. So unless you're breaking up with me, I am going home now.
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