My Post-Wrestlemania WWE Raw rundown

Just finished my rundown of Wrestlemania 29. Read raving reviews about the post-WM Raw. As I understand it, it's because of the NJ crowd in Izod Center. Let's see...

John Cena Promo

1. Ha! Nice shirt "the champ is here" with arrow pointing down. Cena is wearing the WWE belt on his waist.
2. As usual, crowd is pretty split. Boos here. Cheers there. Hehe.
3. Cena talks about main eventing WM and winning and all the perks that go with it.
4. "The adulation." Crowd boos. "The respect." Crowd boos. "The cheers." Crowd boos. "The cheers?" Crowd boos louder. "The cheers??" The crowd responds with even bigger boos.
5. John Cena is having fun with the crowd. The crowd then had their fun at John Cena, chanting "boring!" "Boring!" "Boring!"
6. Championship dance? What in the world is Cena doing?
7. Shake? Crowd says no. Kicking? Crowd chants No! No! No! No! "How about a HEEL TURN?" Crowd took a while to catch up then cheers in agreement! What a tease! :|
8. You can say whatever you want to say about Cena. But he knows the what the people wants. He must be in reading comments from the IWC every now and then.
9. The champ is here! Then crowd chants "Same old sheet! Same old sheet! Same old sheet!"
10. The champ is in a fighting mood tonight and issues an open challenge Before he finishes, 3-6 Mafia's Some Bodies Gonna Get It plays. Mark Henry heads down the ramp! Yes!
11. Been waiting for this for a long time. Mark Henry could have one more run as champ before retiring for good.
12. Crowd chant "sexual chocolate!" Cena says crowd wants to have "sex with chocolate." This is PG14 still, right? Ha! :)
13. Crowd is loving the idea and so do I! Then Booker T hits the ring. Who made him GM all of a sudden?
14. Booker says Rock gets a rematch as #1 contender. "Once in a lifetime, best out of three?"
15. Booker T: Rock was injuted last night. Crowd chants, uhm, "Hoarse sheet! Hoarse sheet! Hoarse sheet!" No idea what that means... Booker was taken aback. This is a wild crowd!
16. Mark Henry gets a title shot if he beats Cena tonight at the main event. Nice!

My Wrestlemania 29 Rundown

Okay VOD, here we go...

Orton Lovefest vs The SHIELD - 3/5

1. Great opening match. Cliche "what a way to start the show" really works in this case.
2. Clean match so far. No outside underhanded tactics yet. Rollins tags Ambrose in. And there goes the triple team. Hehe.
3. Big Show removes Ambrose's protective vest. Big hands to his chest. Oooh the sound... That's gotta hurt...
4. Frequent tags by SHIELD gives them upperhand for most of the match. Action's fast-paced.
5. Finally, action spilled outside of the ring. Seth Rollins' suicide dive was sick. Nearly took his own head off.
6. Damn spear by Big Show. Biggest spear in the business today.
7. Sheamus looking for a tag. Orton steals the tag from Show. Show visibly upset.
8. Orton catches Rollins with RKO. Gets hit by Reign's spear. Ambrose pins for the win.
9. Post-match, Big Show gives KO punch to Orton and Sheamus. Not the big "heel" turn we're expecting. He's been a heel for the most part last year, then becomes a tweener during WM season.
10. On the bright side, the Orton lovefest is over! :)
11. "All out for good guys" Cole is getting annoying again, blaming everything on Big Show and feeling for Orton. Thank goodness JBL is there making good sense.